After my life or death (or is it life and death? I always wonder) experience tonight the first thing I thought of was, "hmmm, if i actually died what would they say in the paper?" 

So here is what i think my leading summary would be:
"21-year old women killed in motor vehicle accident Tuesday Evening. Slick road and an encounter with a family of deer caused Kelly Patterson to loose control of her car on this snowy night."